me, scrolling through tumblr
So you can throw a piece of chicken in the air with chopsticks and catch it in your mouth
But the popcorn you struggle with
turns out the joke’s on them though because
and then she wrote him up in a report to starfleet citing his unjustified use of the captain’s over-ride code as highly unprofessional. needless to say this is probably more towards the beginning of jim’s career as a starship captain.